derpy chicken

A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes

(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."

by Mr. Phoenix January 17, 2019

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

spitting on the chicken

Moistening the genitalia

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

by Bpsycho46 February 24, 2018

Ultimate chicken

When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.

Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.

by Kevin Bartel October 16, 2019

Water Chicken

A hillbilly crockpot recipe that has 3 ingredients. 1. Water
2. Chicken
3. Red
*sometimes served over a Brioche roll in an academic setting.

Did you see they served Water Chicken in Plastic cups at the book club meeting today? Don’t you think that’s an odd choice?

by PimpDaddyBumpy February 7, 2020

that's a lot of chickens

what kids say when they see ducks at 10pm

"that's a lotta chickennns"

"ducks mate ducks
nah that's a lot of chickens!!!!

by I'm a doctor97 October 15, 2018

Chicken Taper

a person who raps tape around a chicken before he fucks it, so the chicken doesn't split in half from getting fucked. A more "PC" way of saying "chicken fucker."

Dude, Jim is a real Chicken Taper! He's got gizzards in his pubic hair!

by Big Ed PVD August 18, 2010