poke 'n stick

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself

fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart

by DwightIsAlmighty August 3, 2019

reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone

He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.

by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017

The Slovakian Magic Stick

Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.

Player: Don't worry boys We have the Slovakian Magic Stick on our side.

by LionsGoalie34 August 27, 2018

Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.

Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together

by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020

Powdered Pretzel Stick

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.

That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.

by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015