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Get On My Fingers!

A chat up line used by gentlemen of a low level of IQ, and a lack of manners...
Hey you were skankin real loads at (insert club name here) tonight...... "Get On My Fingers!"
by blazingRouge May 31, 2010
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3 fingers down

You only go for one girl
3 fingers down means you go for one girl
by Lil hilly March 19, 2023
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three fingers down

Having three fingers down in a pic means that you’re loyal to your woman.
- Damn, look at him
+ Yooo he’s got them three fingers down
- He’s definitely loyal to his b
by ArchieKingsm October 16, 2022
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3 fingers up

it means that she is loyal to one men
"bro that girl just put 3 fingers up”
“Ong she is loyal to one men
by Aphrodite01 July 31, 2022
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Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.
This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.
by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022
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Sticky finger mission

Stealing anything in sight that’s not nailed down.shopliftingTaking anything and everything that’s not yours just for fun.
Girl:You want to go on a s.f.m.

Boy: A what?
Girl: A sticky finger mission
by Eyeloveu September 26, 2019
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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