Bean

Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.

"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."

"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"

by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017

Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better

Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean

by KingTA3 January 1, 2021

Baked Beans

Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way

Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy

by Senior pingu May 11, 2019

Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021

Green beans

Jeffy’s ultimate nemesis.

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*

by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

BEAN

Adjective:// synonym for ‘space cadet’/to describe someone who is somewhat spaced out/ not mentally coherent in conversation

Paul-“On a scale of one to bean how stoned are you”

Hunter-“ MR Bean”

by Ringbone9 March 16, 2020

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015