The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
Get the Wet cometmug. by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017
Get the wet slothingmug. When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
Get the Wet Salmonmug. a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
Get the wet dog shakemug. by Fatballbag February 21, 2025
Get the wet darrenmug. It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
Get the Wet Towelmug. by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
Get the Wet nightmaremug.