crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

Angry Monkey

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

by rook360 July 30, 2009

Monkey boy

A male showing no evidence of proper upbringing, consideration of others, or the slightest civilized manners.
This creature is usually the result of a single parent household without a father around to keep him in line.
Ages can range from 10 to 25.

Why's Eric peeing in the bushes?
Geesh, what a monkey boy!.

by Nancy Mauser October 25, 2008

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

by boggler October 29, 2005

monkey genetics

Is the study of intelligent monkeys evolution to a unintelligent nigger

Here at the zoo is the monkey exhibit where the adult monkeys will evolve into a retarded nigger who will live off the government and be in and out of prison. That's why we are studying monkey genetics to try and stop anymore of this happening.

by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

monkey nod

When one lowers and raises their head quickly to a monkey, as in agreement or acknowledgement.

J always performs the monkey nod when responding to his monkey friend.

by MonkeyBoy8 October 21, 2011