Dick Pube

someone or something that is always there but can't figure out why.

Hey Alex, do you know that guy? "No, he always here but know him, he's a dick pube."

by Dick Pube July 20, 2015

busting dicks

To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others

My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them

by J Tibbs February 28, 2014

Dick Thumping

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Greg got a serious case of Dick Ice.

He's got dick ice in his fooking veins!

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018