best friend

the person that will always be there for you, the kind of person that will listen to your problems all night on the phone, the person that can make you laugh whenever your miserable, the person that will always be there for oyu no matter what, the person that you will cherish forever

"you're my best friend."

by dancerrrr March 11, 2010

The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Camping Friends

The same kids that you hangout with every year on your family camping trip, which is always on the same weekend as them. Camping friends often engage in stupid and pointless activities, making fires, pissing off old ladies, and melting mosquitoes with aerosol flamethrowers.

friend:"hey text me if you're bored up there with only your family.."
me:"dont worry, my camping friends are always up there when I go"
friend:"ugh well I have no other friends :("

by B rad G 401 January 17, 2009

Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two

When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.

by dan6661 December 14, 2010

Fake friend

Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off

Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good

by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016

friend-slut

A person who has many friends of the opposite sex. People like chat-buddies, school friends or outside-of-school friends.

Friend 1 looks through Friend 2's chat contacts.

Friend 1: Whoa! Why do you have sooo many contacts?
Friend 2: Uh...maybe because I have so many friends?
Friend 1: Argh...friend-slut!

by Sarcas Humour (The Original) September 1, 2013

eBay Friend

A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.

that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.

by patrick swayze September 28, 2007