two chickens

The shrewdest, stingiest and lowest price you could ever bargain with.

Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!

by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011

Chicken Pop

Slang word for Cocksucker
1.A nice way to call someone a cocksucker in public
2 A very stupid person

Man, You are the biggest chicken pop I have ever seen!!

I cant believe Bobby put a knife in the toaster,what a chicken pop!

by Ripptide56 March 28, 2011

Scissor Chicken

A strait or bi sexual girl who leans more toward men but is willing to perform lesbian sex acts in exchange for expensive gifts such as $120 jeans.

P1: “When did she become a lesbian?”
P2: “ She’s not, she’s just a scissor chicken”

by ARmory15 February 2, 2019

marinade this chicken

means eat this pussy

Girl to Guy: "Marinade this chicken!"

by ddppbb October 5, 2016

deformed chicken

another word for any gingers pebis

i saw my friend aaron with his big ginger cock and i have to say it looked more like a deformed chicken then a mommy daddy button

by balec December 24, 2021

bacon chicken

A game wherein contestants must talk about nothing but bacon. The first person to say anything not related to bacon loses. The winner is the last one to mention bacon. The game is best played by 2-3 people, in a large group that is unaware of the game.

Sarah: I find that maple syrup compliments bacon well!
Buddy: But bacon stands on it's own!
Sarah: Be right back, I gotta go take a shit
Buddy: You suck at Bacon Chicken!

by johnjacobsen March 3, 2010

Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!😋 To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.

Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021