Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Rule 3310

If there is anything, There is gacha out of it.

Something: exists
Rule 3310: Ur going to gacha

by ISSDefinitions August 5, 2021

Girl 10% Rule

Women (or girls) are required to leave at least 10% of their food behind on their plate, no matter the quantity or volume of food involved.

She left part of that bagel behind. It's the girl 10% rule in action!

by Semaj55 January 17, 2025

Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.

That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule

by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 3, 2022