Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.

Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!

by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

Piss Soaked Dump Bucket Challenge

Simalar to the "Ice Bucket Challange", accept the ice water is replaced with urine and excremiment. The challenge is often issued to someone that you don't like.

I challange Paul to the piss soaked dump bucket challenge!

by EIDT December 5, 2014

Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.

He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse

by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010