you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

National kiss a football player day

kiss a football player on october 29

Today is national kiss a football player day i’m so excited.

by ashley.29 October 28, 2019

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

The national day where you kiss your boyfriend, surprise him and kiss him on the cheek or the lips.

Girlfriend: come here i have a surprise for you *kiss him*
Boyfriend: *kisses back*
Girlfriend: its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by Orbitsbtw December 12, 2021

National Kiss A Black Guy Day

On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed

Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day

by Bigbet244 April 9, 2019

International kiss your Bestfriend month

Every time you see your bestfriend in the halls in school you have to kiss them

We’re just celebrating international kiss your Bestfriend month

by Nico and Ana 💙 April 18, 2019

National Kiss The Homie Goodnight Day

November 5th, we celebrate the bond between two bros, or homies.

“ homie it’s November 5th.”
“So?”
“it’s National Kiss The Homie Goodnight Day.”
“ give me a kiss bro.”
“No homo man”

by a.gay.they November 2, 2021

National kiss your bff day

April 26 is kiss your bff day, boy or girl idc, no one has to know.

Damn bro Jane lookin Fine in those shorts good thing tomorrow is April 26, National kiss your bff day

by Dampthag7 April 11, 2019