Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

face sweater

Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.

Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."

by Marishka April 13, 2008

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

sucky-face

a horribly stupid word for "making out", said by KD's dad

"Just don't be out there all night playing sucky-face."

by drew3o September 22, 2003

twat faced

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

by louise April 12, 2004

falafel face

The face of a person with borderline personality disorder. Run away, as this person is dangerous.

Hey falafel face go take a shower.

by a beaver w. a night time sock July 30, 2010

teta face

One who has a face like a tit.

Andres: Julian, you are such a teta face!
Julian: Shutup you teta face!

by Dapz September 15, 2007