dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

Dick Pube

someone or something that is always there but can't figure out why.

Hey Alex, do you know that guy? "No, he always here but know him, he's a dick pube."

by Dick Pube July 20, 2015

busting dicks

To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others

My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them

by J Tibbs February 28, 2014

Dick Thumping

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019