Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008

lax-balls

originated from me when i walked out of the locker room to show everybody in the hallway my new all-shibby money stick (that's a diamond-pro shaft if you didn't know) and got nailed in the left testicle with a lacrosse ball (thrown by my good friend, the goalie, Mike "I-dont-know-how-to-spell-his-last-name" Moinihan) My left testicle is still bruised and looks quite shrivled... faive day later...
basically what you need to know is that lax-balls (both the hard rubber ones w/ lead cores, and the condition of having your testes popped by a hard rubber ball w/ a lead core) hurt... alot... really... When you play lacrosse... WEAR A CUP!

Mike tried to beam me w/ a ball in the arm, but his stick had more whip than he expected and he sent a TKO to my left nut... now i got lax-balls :(

by SHIBBY-ONE April 14, 2005

balls dropped

when you finally stop being a massive pussy and become a man

friend 1: did you hear David finally asked out his crush
friend 2: wow i'm glad his balls dropped

by themanthemyththelegendsila April 24, 2019

ball sweat

Now I was embarassed to even look this up..But lo an behold Im not the only one with the sack doin the funk
After wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing (I never had a woman leave my home with her chin dripping of funk:)
I was hoping I could find out "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??"
Is there any one thing that is causing the stink?
Does Dr. Scholl have something I slip in my draws to
eliminate this??

After wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing,about the poor woman whos chin was damp from ball sweat

by ISTINK September 6, 2006

Cue Ball

A bold White man.

The idea being that his shiny bold head looks like the cue ball from a game of pool or snooker.

Hey, check cue ball over their! *Points at bold white man*

by Kridopher June 24, 2009

Jeff's Balls

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.

Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)

by Douches November 25, 2004

monsters ball

A nightclub full of ugly people and social misfits.

Man lets blow this place. It aint nothing but the Monster's Ball up in this joint

by jc peters March 4, 2005