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Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)
Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!
by Reerooter August 29, 2022
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Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
by zinkii October 2, 2021
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Cool beans

The term beans can be used as a slang word word for testicles, as they often resemble a pair of large legumes.
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.

It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval
You got a PS5 for Christmas? Cool beans!
by LowJack79 December 28, 2020
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Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".
"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."
by SolidSquared August 4, 2017
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Bean

Someone who is so smol and cute and amazing
"Isn't Robert such a bean!"
"He is!! So are Maureen, Trinity, Struan, Katie and Bianca."
"They are a bean family."
by Beananca May 6, 2017
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Baby Beans

A term selfharmers use to define the layer of skin between the styro and the beans
by anonymous February 3, 2024
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beans

Beans refers to a SPECIFIC person who is always being the cutest potato ever. Usually with sass and attitude.
"Omg, is that her right there? The grumpy looking couch potato over there?"
"Yep, thats my beans"
by Umreeca April 18, 2022
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