wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.

My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.

by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

WET

White estate trash

I like the wet girls

by J.b31 January 4, 2021

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025

Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the poetry of grief meeting desire, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever could.

"Its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."

by robbies_rats April 21, 2025

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025