Bag of Monkeys

To describe someone who is being very cheeky, instead of just being a cheeky monkey they can be a described as a Bag of Monkeys

Mike "Are you looking forward to your 50th birthday?"
Jan "It's my 40th you bag of monkeys"

by Mr HoL May 27, 2007

Fruit Monkey

Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey).

Yeah I took one for the team going out with that fruit monkey, but I couldn’t resist that body of hers!

by Brutha Foreal January 12, 2009

Monkey Ponky

the coolest monkey ever.

i love monkey ponky :)

by mplover April 25, 2009

Monkey fuck

the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.

Dude me and Veronica went to the park last night and monkey fucked each other all night long.

by relisheddjums March 20, 2011

Pink Monkey

Used to describe a woman's pussy or vagina because of its large flappy lips and tendency to drool when hungry

Damn bro your new Asian girl is bomb, you tapped that yet?

Yeah man just last night but her pink monkey was so tight I thought it was gonna bite my dick off!!

by sirhamsterlot February 1, 2013

monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.

George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

Wild Monkey

While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.

The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.

by Drake Johansen May 25, 2009