Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

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Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.

Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.

by Originalized November 7, 2011

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baby activist

A developing community leader that with the right guidance and exposure to ideas will be equipped to lead and rid the world of injustices and prejudice.

"Adrian is such a baby activist, I can't wait to see what they'll do in the future"

by laziestlibra April 7, 2017

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A term that was used to describe Vietnam soldiers returning home, and unsuprisingly has been used on returning soldiers during the current Iraq/Afghanistan conflict. The ironic thing about this is the fact that those who call our brave men and women military personnel "baby killers" are liberals and Democrats, the same people that believe in pro choice aka abortion. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't abortion the act of killing an unborn baby? Hypocrisy knows no bounds it seems.

soldier returning home from Iraq: man it's good to be home where people appreciate us.
random dumbass liberal: you baby killers need to leave Iraq now!!
soldier: doesn't your shirt say "i'm pro choice"
liberal: yes
soldier: that's what i thought. have a nice day.

by caffeine21 March 3, 2007

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