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suck a fat one

Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.
Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.
by Truuuuu June 21, 2014
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Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
by Mrparka January 31, 2009
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communist fat fuck

by That_one_guy45 October 5, 2018
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fat nigguh fingaz

describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.
(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!
by mikaPA August 12, 2010
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Fat Half-Life

the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.

It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.
by ThatGirlisFat March 26, 2009
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Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.
I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.
by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008
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fat daddy belly

The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.
Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
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