fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Vape Fart

Smelly bad gas. That one gets from vaping too much.

-Who the fuck vaped in here?
How can you tell someone vaped?

-Only a vape fart can smell this bad.

by bapelsin October 21, 2020

TRUMP FART

A Fart that comes from a person in the room and when is accused, adamantly denies such fart. Said farter, never, ever, accepts the fart as theirs, and blames everyone else in the room. Then tweets about it.

Dude, what the fuck! Did you just fart? Don't deny your Trump Fart.

by WindellsE January 11, 2021

Found fart

A fart that you don't know exists till you walk through it and get a smell, and usually the farter is long gone.
The fart remains invisibly hovering for example in a hall till it disipates.

A just walked through a found fart outside in the hall.

by Judge dredd7 August 14, 2012

share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fart squeezer

Somebody who forces their farts out

“Caitlin is such a fart squeezer”

by xem2003x June 22, 2020