The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
by JCoyote November 24, 2010
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Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
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I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.
by Andronhel March 11, 2023
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" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."
by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011
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"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!
by jtroyanovski@umass.edu April 30, 2015
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