not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.

"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

two-hundred and sixty-three

one more than two-hundred and sixty-two.

Two-hundred and sixty-three is one less than two-hundred and sixty-four.

by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018

Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

two dry frogs is a situation

not fun

A: *doing not fun stuff*
A: TWO DRY FROGS IS A SITUATION
B: ikrrrr

by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023