take the w

Minecraft nerds that has no life uses this

"HOLY SHIT I KILLED YOU"
His mate: "YEA TAKE THE W KID L"

by i.want.to.die. April 26, 2017

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.

see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.

by yogurt steele November 6, 2013

lukewarm take

an opinion disguised as a hot take, when someone has a lukewarm take they're speaking of, 1: an opinion that almost everyone has except for a select few.. or, 2: an opinion about something that nobody cares about

1--
bootyholeitcher39829 on tiktok: umm.. hot take!! pedophilia is DISGUSTING!!
the commenters: this ain't a hot take this is a lukewarm take
2--
slippers3353 on tiktok: hot take but bootyholeitcher39829 needs to be cancelled..
the commenters: who the fuck? lukewarm take lmfaooo

by paleak January 9, 2024

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019