Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.

"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.

Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

by whamola99 August 16, 2021

Chris Arroyo

A Toxic, fake Monkey

Chris Arroyo, You Monkey!!!!

by Stereotype God October 21, 2020

Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......

yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick

by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him

TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022

Chris

A person with a small noodle.

He was a Chris in bed.

by DUCKDOODLE November 23, 2021