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suck my toes

A phrase given to those who aren't worth "Suck my ass" or "suck my dick"
Liz you can "suck my toes"
"shut up Jacob" as she runs away
by gayboy squarepants June 6, 2018
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My Life As Liz

A show that is on MTV about a teenage girl named Liz. She is in her senior year and is known to be "weird" by her fellow peers. The show may seem to be a reality show (due to camera work and editing) however it is indeed scripted.
Person 1: Hay did you watch My life as Liz on MTV last night?
Person: Of course! I love that show, and her dorky friends!
by Shh,95 March 17, 2010
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Flip My Shit

To become excessively scared, angry or in some cases happy. Is said by many YouTube commentators, such as theRadBrad.
Man, playing Dead Space 2 makes me flip my shit every time.

If that chick over there keeps laughing, I might have to flip my shit!

When my dad bought the PS3 home, I flipped my shit!
by KateraChanChan August 23, 2011
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off my tits

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled
"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"
by The Traveller August 24, 2005
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My Aunt Fanny

A way of politely calling bullshit when someone tries to give you an unbelievable excuse, line, lie, or over exaggeration.
The dog ate your homework? My Aunt Fanny!
by POP Gurl November 22, 2011
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of course my horse

It's the same as ; I couldn't agree more
You wanna go with us ? sure! of course my horse.
by luhumble October 30, 2009
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ain't my bitch

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.
Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
by the bg September 5, 2004
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