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Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.
"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"
by cwright9 August 30, 2015
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boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content
he got a boner while showing his presentation in class
by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli October 6, 2016
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. โ€œPicnic tickle bonerโ€
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for coverโ€ฆ
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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Lady boner

Comes from a robbie
I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018
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Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot
My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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