The Brown Wedding

A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.

Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs

by bennythebuttrapingbullet July 28, 2016

brown period

when you have extremely liquidy shit

i had a brown period and my girlfriend wouldn't put her dick in my butthole for days

by nignogfaggotpenis November 27, 2013

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

Brown-Hovelt

Heros of Great Britain and Ireland

"Martin Johnson is such a Brown-Hovelt"
"so was Michael Vaughn in 2005 but now he is more of a Naughten"

by RtotheBtotheH August 19, 2008

Brown Patrick

Another term for asshole,butthole,chocolate starfish,rusty sheriff's badge. Created in reference and homage to "Patrick Star" the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants.

I never thought I'd get my Brown Patrick clean after that shit!

What a fucking Brown Patrick he is!

by Blacksheepsergeant - JG April 20, 2008

brown goat

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...

I gave that chick a brown goat last night

by ottiecow April 11, 2010

brown

(verb) To not wash your dishes, to sleep all day, to stay up all night, to consume your roommates food and school supplies, to not shower.

Ahmad is brown.
Sup brown man.
Brown man wash your dishes.

by Brownzilla February 20, 2008