Charlie Brown

(v.) - To gripe, complain, or otherwise natter on about something that no one really cares about, usually after bad news has been delivered. From the noise the adults made in the Charlie Brown movies

The customer Charlie Browned me for a while after I voided her warranty, then asked for a supervisor. I was more than happy to transfer her.

by Arturo88 March 7, 2011

Brown Dwarf

When you have sex with a midget and you proceed to take a dump on her chest similar to a C.S

gidget the midget while laying on her back, took a hard brown dwarf to the chest
(OR)
Damn! thats one nasty midget after i pulled it out of her asshole she proceeded to brown dwarf my chest

by Shadowcucky April 9, 2011

brown pearl

The first poo of the morning, or after being constipated. Looks like hard little rabbit turns.

I sat on the toilet for a half an hour and all that came out was a brown pearl.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

Antonio Brown

1.A fucking legend 2. Top 1 WR in the NFL

Hey pete you heard about Antonio Brown? *PETE*oh yea, doesn't that mean hes a Legend

by Ndmfnnff June 30, 2018

brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

by pooindahole May 19, 2011

James Brown

Screaming indecently while inserting a black dildo into an ebony Vagina. Things to yell may include: "Band, I'm ready to do my thing!" , "I feel good"

I James Browned her last night.

by Mr. Gizzard March 25, 2007

Brown-Hovelt

Heros of Great Britain and Ireland

"Martin Johnson is such a Brown-Hovelt"
"so was Michael Vaughn in 2005 but now he is more of a Naughten"

by RtotheBtotheH August 19, 2008