Monkey Boy

Small man who does your bidding. Provides endless literal and figurative amusement. He entertains his superiors by placing a small hat on his head and clapping his hands while dancing around. Man is usually named Armando, or Mandy for short.

Monkey Boy- do your dance....then go get me a sandwich.

by Lynda Sue July 29, 2008

monkey feet

An all encompassing term used to describe hairy human feet, especially feet that have hair on both the toes and the top of the feet. This type of affliction is more common among males.

He is extremely hairy - from his long hair to his monkey feet.

by California tomo January 5, 2008

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

monkey balls

a term used to show that you feel like shit or are sick

Bro I feel like monkey balls.

by Smoke991 April 22, 2011

juice monkey

One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.

Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.

by Dr. Kriacou December 18, 2012

butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.

'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'

by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008

monkey dog

a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.

WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!

monkey dog : aka jack russell.

by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009