dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Snuggles

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.

Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009

Steg dick

Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!

Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick

by Peej January 3, 2015

MARIUS DICK

MARIUS DICK IS THE BEST FUCKING DICK A GIRL CAN GET

"YEAH ID FRICK A CREEPER WITH MARIUS DICK

by JOHNLARS September 23, 2019

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.

.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!

by cremapie August 25, 2021