Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011

Brown Nut

1) When an individual experiences brown discharge or ejaculate.

2) An exclamation of joy when something goes your way.

1) I've been experiencing some brown nut lately, I think I should talk to my doctor.

2) Person 1: Yo you see that game last night?

Person 2: Yeah man it was brown nut af!

by Brown Nut 69 May 3, 2017

deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

nut nazi

Hardcore $lut

"man that girl from last night was a real nut nazi"

by Bigpurple15 January 12, 2016

Nut Nibbler

Some one who tries to or does nibble nuts.

DUDE YOUR DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY NUTS YOU NUT NIBBLER!!!!

by Urine bottle September 29, 2015

gut nut

When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.

Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"

Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 2, 2016

Oreo Nut

Someone who is simply wonderful, blissful, witty, and overall perfect <3 he/she is perfect, beautiful and is always there for you. Dont let an oreo nut go, you will regret it greatly. You even regret getting into small arguments. KEEP AN OREO NUT

Devon is my honey bunches of oreo nut.

by Alrightytighty04 June 26, 2019