swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

Milk dud

Your butthole

Boss: I believe good sir you spilt thy paint
Violent j: fook off and lick ma fuckin sweaty milk dud

by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021

Milk

POWER PRESTON'S ONE TRUE WEAKNESS

Milk: Power Preston is attacking me

by No Vegans June 13, 2022

Milked

Getting played or finessed

You got milked out your bull crap
You got milked bad on 2k

by Famous drexter July 10, 2019

Milk

Abbreviation for mother in law: Mom I'd Like To Kill

Oh look, there comes MILK again. Milk will likely unload a mouthful of unsolicited advice and I told you so's.

by non smoking norseman March 28, 2019

ice milk

ice cream dumbfuck

John -I want ice milk
other-its called ice cream you whore

by mx.swag September 19, 2020