i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008

i like someone

I like someone: Meaning that you have feeling for another

You: I like someone!!
Best friend: when?
You: Probably like a few months ago?-
Best friend: No, when did i ask?

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

I am stupid

A sentence told by F1 driver Charles Leclerc on the 2019 Azerbaijan Grand Prix Qualifying. In an attempt to get pole position, he crashed on the castle section and told this legendary quote

Leclerc: "Going to get pole"
Leclerc: "Crashes"
Leclerc: I am stupid. I am stupid.

by SeanTProF1 June 23, 2022

i fucks wit it

-I associate myself with something.
-'it'Could mean anything from girls to cars to anything really.

"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."

"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."

by Kevin McLaughlin May 16, 2008

I Get Money

The act of being ballin, fly, or straight up pimpin.

"That kid MattB, he gets money." or "Yea im ballin, 'cause i get money."

by werd i get money January 15, 2008