muff head

hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.

john: dude look at that dirty muff head.

dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!

john: yea! my moms looks like that too

dylan: how do u know?

john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.

*extremely awkward silence*

by asdf1234567 June 1, 2009

Noggin Head

A noggin is someone who is a little bit silly, but cute all the same. Perhaps someone does something a bit stupid, but you can't help but laugh

Phil- "If I was a boy. . ."
Hannah- "You are a massive noggin head"

by Mardybum13061 July 8, 2010

Dragon Head

When a girl gives you head in the morning before brushing her teeth.

GUY 1: Dude my girl gave me the best dragon head this morning.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 3: Yeah her breath stank pretty bad, but it felt good.

by Dicky Sanchez September 14, 2013

porridge head

someone who is wack , slow or otherwise thick in the head

Joe: Did Shelby drop her phone in the toilet again last night?
Anna: Yeah she's such a porridge head!

by leelay September 4, 2010

heir-head

As coined by Marianne Garvey writing for the New York Post: An individual who is both an heir to a substantial fortune and an air-head.

Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

by Andyduncan July 20, 2007

hotdog head

Hotdog head is the feeling you get after a weekend of hard partying, where you realize the entirety of your head and neck has transformed into room-temperature hotdog meat.

I'm calling you from Vegas, and yaas I have a bad case of hotdog head.

by mydamie April 21, 2018

Muffin Head

The term “muffin head” is an intense racial slur used in the 1950’s because bakeries would throw the unsold muffins at African Americans.

What a muffin head.

by built: different October 7, 2020