Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

pine milk

Titty milk

Gimme some of that pine milk baby.

by 987276 June 26, 2023

foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese

bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

Jean milk

Jean milk

Jean milk.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Milking and Cookies

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.

Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!

by Chrissy o May 20, 2025

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018