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Wookie Burn

1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.

2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.
"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"

"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."
by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011
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sand wookie

A word to describe a nest of Pakistani's who steal your benefits, while simultaneously stealing your job
Guy A: "Hey did you see that nest of sand wookies infesting Bradford?"
Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"

{sand} {wookie} {Bradford}
by Tilly Alexandria Tittington March 11, 2016
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Winking Wookie

1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.

2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
by Solzorz May 20, 2008
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Wookie it up

The act of yelling like a wookie and running into a battle...
Tom: Did you just hear that?

James: Yeah I did, What was it?

Karl: That was just Dan joining the fight! Wookie it up!

Dan: GRRRRRAAAAGRAAAAA
by Blind Kung Fu Masta June 2, 2010
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Wookie Pookie

when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.
hey man would you bang her?
Ew she prolly has a wookie pookie!
by Man of crab October 14, 2011
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wookie monster

a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.
Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.
by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005
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Wobbly Wookie

a drunk alaska native who is just walking around. wobbly wookies feed on captain morgan and listerine. avoid pulling out money while around them otherwise they might ask you for a dollar.
person 1:holy shit! another wobbly wookie!

person 2: quick! hide the listerine!
by ak4lif March 29, 2009
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