Chocolate Waffle

A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.

Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.

n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.

See also UpperDeck

Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.

by SidJihad November 5, 2013

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.

(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.

by AitchBee August 5, 2014

gay waffle

A REALLY GAY WAFFLE

LOOK AT ALEX
HES A RELLY GAY WAFFLE

by AlexDaBaws February 24, 2017

Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.

Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...

by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007

Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020