dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018

tub of ice

A literal tub of ice, you dumb shit

Fuck off. You know how its used.... I fell into a tub of ice

by Soapalex November 15, 2017

plague tub

Cruise liner

You sail on that plague tub and you’ll never come back alive.

by Lord Richards April 13, 2020

Tub biter

A person who farts in a bathtub and bites the bubbles

Aidan’s such a tub biter

by ItzYaBoi420_69 April 8, 2019

stinkin' tub

A term of endearment for someone being silly and/or naughty.

I bought all these new toys for little Jimmy, but he kept playing with the cat's toys. What a stinkin' tub.

by emmettliet September 26, 2022

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

Tub Drunk

When you're so drunk that your friends have to put you in the bath tub to pass out.

Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.

Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.

by Go Bot April 2, 2011