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Jewish Trichotomy

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.
To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.
by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022
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jewish ranga

A jewish ranga is a ranga who is jewish or you think is a jewish.
by AvexTheNig February 11, 2019
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jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.
Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.
by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011
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Jewish bucket

The act of cumming in a bucket for a month and then putting it in someone’s room and opening it.
Friend: I’m gonna put a jewish bucket in your room
Friend: wtf
by Wet water bottle May 22, 2022
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Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.
Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."
by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018
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Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010
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Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!
by milky Straws April 23, 2009
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