Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!

Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>

by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008

Soupy Poopie

The intense and sudden release of bowel movements; creating an explosive (sometimes messy) bowl of poop. Soupy Poopie often comes unexpected, thus creating a sticky situation. Several causes of this common and unpleasant bodily function are; excessive drinking, bad Mexican food or "water", certain allergies and the extreme use of chewing gum. This catastrophic event on the body is like a fire drill for your "waste management team".

"Dude, DO NOT go in that bathroom I just unloaded a soupy poopie!"

"I drank so much last night, but after that huge soupy poopie there's not an ounce of alcohol left in me!"

by Scott O'Brien May 23, 2008

poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

poopie head

Someone who is acting unfair.

Cindy and I wanted to go iceskating but Susie is being a poopie head and wont go!

by JP90 March 28, 2008

poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

poopie wind

A gentle breeze exiting your bum, usually fairly silent and smelling like poopie

Charlie: 'sniff sniff'... did you just make poopie wind ?
Jack: yes, and i think it may have been followed by a shart

by Natasha Hynes January 23, 2008

Poopy Patrol

A parent leading his or her children, at least 2 of whom are still wearing diapers.

OK, Poopy Patrol, let's go find the restroom and hope there's a good place inside to change you.

by Eduardo Suave November 29, 2011