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SMACKHEEM ABDUL-JABBAR 

When you're so high that you start getting closer to the sky.
Dylan: Why you park in the drive-thru bro?
Jerome: Man, I was Smackheem Abdul-Jabbar !

Trailer Park Jabba 

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.
Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.

Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar 

Waffle stop alternative, catch the poop before it hits the shower floor, in one smooth motion sky-hook the poop over the door of the shower into the toilet/sink, just like Kareem Abdul-jabbar in game 6 of the 1974 NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics
Needed to take a shit so bad but I was in the shower so, I hit the Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting. 

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.
I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.