When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.
Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.
Waffle stop alternative, catch the poop before it hits the shower floor, in one smooth motion sky-hook the poop over the door of the shower into the toilet/sink, just like Kareem Abdul-jabbar in game 6 of the 1974 NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics
Needed to take a shit so bad but I was in the shower so, I hit the Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar