rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

coppin a chub

When someone stares at someone's semi erect penis in shock and awe of its size

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that girl at the party last night. She was checkin every guy out.

Guy 2: Dude, she was just coppin a chub

by Richard Hardman Johnson April 11, 2017

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

Creek chub

A fat guy floating down a river in an inter tube. Usually shirtless and sunburnt.

Wow dude, look at that fat guy floating down the river. That’s a creek chub!!

by stinky-poop-fart June 13, 2022

Chub stub

An adult with chubby and stubby baby arms.

Wow, Brendon really has some chub stubs.

by Summerisanerd April 11, 2017

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

Creek chub

When Scott D. Takes 100lb’s of crawfish inside the asshole.

Hey, look at Scott getting his creek chub on

by Joshscott61 May 16, 2023