Mushroom head

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 2, 2016

Mushroom Stamp

An imaginary outline left by slapping one’s magnum dong against the face of another.

If you gave Lady Gaga a mushroom stamp, you'd be using your dong to poker face.

by Rationalize October 3, 2011

mushroom basket

Slang used to define one's vagina.

"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"

"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"

"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"

by Anthony A January 27, 2008

Pizza Mushrooms

Pizza mushrooms are typically found on pizza. Many people enjoy pizza mushrooms but do not otherwise like mushrooms.

A: Dude want some mushrooms?
B: No man I don't dig mushrooms.
A: It's okay they're Pizza mushrooms
B: Baller hook it up!!!

by Lisom April 11, 2009

mushroom transformation

A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.

Look, mushroom transformation!! Lol!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 23, 2008

Green Mushroom

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

by jameswilson December 22, 2009

wet mushroom

When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.

After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.

by John from Cincinnati January 1, 2009