Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022
Get the Mine Goblinmug. A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads
Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022
Get the Salt Goblinmug. That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug. by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
Get the Kiss the goblinmug. A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.
Also known as Donald Trump
Also known as Donald Trump
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
Get the Orange Goblinmug. A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
Get the Leg Goblinmug. 