yard bee

A female that vigorously roams an impound yard; yard bitch; zero tolerance for bullshit; calling the shots

"Dem folks don't want yard bee to take em out to tha yard, that bitch might get craaazy on dem niggas"

by Yard Bee August 20, 2021

getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

20-yarded

A term used in rugby when one is tackled 20 yards back.

"That big lad just 20-yarded that wee boy!"

by Footman22 September 17, 2019

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

yard sister

the name you call an ex wife and a wife who dont get along

Tammy and her husbands ex always have beef, they aint nothin but yard sisters.

by exwife411 July 19, 2016

yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 27, 2010