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shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth
Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.
by CTuggie September 30, 2015
mugGet the shart gardenmug.

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018
mugGet the Garden turtlemug.

fear garden

A vocaloid song, it's a very spooky song. Shivers ye timbers even.

The song is sang by Rin, and it's about her decapitating the hands off others and planting them in her garden hence making her garden feared hence the name, 'fear garden'.

Alot like Smile HD, kids found it, watched it, and got nightmares from it.

The only ones who know of this song are either:
1. People who watched it as a child and got scarred for life from it
2. A hard-core vocaloid fan
3. A member of the osc (If you know, you know)

It's also my personal favorite vocaloid song.
Person 1: hey, do you like vocaloid?
Person 2: yea.
Person 1: what's your favorite vocaloid song?
Person 2: fear garden, you should check it out.
Person 1: neat, gonna search it up on YouTube right now.. WTF-
by Freaky fella December 1, 2022
mugGet the fear gardenmug.

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
mugGet the Satanical Gardenmug.

grandpa gardener

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)
by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022
mugGet the grandpa gardenermug.

Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.
Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.
by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023
mugGet the Nathan gardenermug.

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!
by Finlonger September 25, 2014
mugGet the The garden hosemug.

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