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teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop
by pickle pants March 8, 2009
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Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
by cg12321 June 29, 2010
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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019
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Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.
by Hairypuss March 2, 2020
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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
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Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022
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Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
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