Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.

Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

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Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

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Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

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Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006

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