Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid

yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.

Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.

by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor

I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around

by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022

Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea

Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts

by Redneck Down July 25, 2013

Raspberry Squirt

When a girl squirts while on her period!

Dude.. I was fucking this chick while she was on her period and she raspberry squirted all over me.

by Oranns July 9, 2016

Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018